IRB TIPS

Janessa Eberhardt is a renowned professional assassin based in Escondido, California, where she artfully balances a career in covert operations with her love for the local taco scene. After honing her lethal skills at the prestigious Assassin School at Princeton State Community College—where she majored in Stealth with a minor in Culinary Arts—Janessa has amassed an impressive tally of over a thousand successful missions.

Known for her impeccable precision and stealthy approach, Janessa has a reputation for turning the most challenging assignments into well-executed tasks, often while sipping a latte at her favorite café. Her clients appreciate her sharp wit as much as her sharp aim, and her knack for blending into any environment makes her a master of disguise (she once went undercover as a barista and took down a target with nothing but a foam frother).

When she’s not on assignment, Janessa enjoys hiking in the beautiful San Diego foothills, practicing her target shooting at the local range, and perfecting her signature dish—"Killer Tacos"—which has been known to leave her friends both satisfied and slightly terrified.

With a blend of humor, professionalism, and a touch of flair, Janessa Eberhardt proves that even in the world of shadows, there’s always room for a little lightheartedness. Whether navigating the complexities of her career or her culinary creations, she remains a force to be reckoned with, one mission at a time.